Saturday 30 June 2012

Chicken & chorizo jambalaya

I made this recipe a few days ago and hadn't got around to posting it yet, which is a shame because it was actually very tasty. It was a modified version of this recipe on BBC GoodFood, which doesn't have nearly enough chilli in it for my taste. Also we didn't have any peppers but we did have some celery which was looking rather the worse for wear and needed eating.



Ingredients (in units of 'some', 'a bit' and the occasional 'dollop'):

  • Some chopped chicken breasts, cut quite small (1 per person is quite generous)
  • A medium onion, chopped
  • Some celery, also chopped (or you could use peppers, or both)
  • A handful of jalapenos, chopped
  • Chorizo, cut into quite thin slices
  • Garlic, crushed or chopped small
  • A good glug of olive oil
  • A dollop of lazy chilli/chilli paste/chilli powder (I use lots, but you may value your sinuses)
  • Basmati rice (enough to feed everyone who will be eating)
  • Boiling water or vegetable/chicken stock (1 1/2 times as much as rice, roughly)
  • A tin of chopped tomatoes
  • Red wine, if you have it
  • Frozen peas

Method:

  • Chop everything (you can do this as you go along, of course, just make sure you don't forget!) 
  • Cook chicken in olive oil, then turf out into a convenient receptacle when cooked through. I added some paprika while cooking, but you don't have to.
  • Fry garlic and chilli in olive oil left in the pot for a few seconds (until it smells delicious but before it starts to burn), then add onion.
  • When onion is softening, add celery and jalapenos.
  • When vegetables are mostly cooked, push to one side of pot and put the chorizo in the other side. Let it cook for a minute or so, until it starts releasing oil, then stir it all up together
  • Add the cooked chicken and a glug of red wine. Enjoy the fumes. When the wine has reduced a bit, stir in the rice and leave it to soak up oil while you boil some water.
  • Add stock and the tin of tomatoes.
  • Cover the pot and let the rice do its thing. When almost soft, stir in some frozen peas. If not spicy enough for your tastes, add half a bottle of Tabasco.
  • Serve!

The rentals are en route to not-so-sunny South Africa as I type, which of course means that it has briefly stopped raining. I'm off to have some delicious cold pizza now, of which more anon.

Friday 29 June 2012

Queen of Fishcakes!

It is official: Clever Kelp is the queen of fishcakes. We arrived home late, after end-of-term concert etc, to find her at the stove in her cute apron, frying her spicy tuna burgers. These were served with sweet chilli sauce, boiled potatoes and a crunchy salad and made the hungry rentals purr!


The recipe is very simple. Boil two small potatoes until very soft, then mash them with a bit of butter. To this mash add:
  • Two tins of tuna, drained
  • One small onion, finely chopped and fried
  • One small egg, beaten
  • Plenty of paprika
  • Tobasco if you like things spicy
Mix well, form into burgers and roll in plain flour. Fry them quite soon after making, as otherwise they get sticky again. 




Instead of dessert, we used up the ripe apricots that had been lurking in the fruit bowl, along with a mango, a couple of bananas and a generous helping of apple juice to make smoothies. They were rather delicious, as well as being very thick.


It is a good thing that we have been eating so well, as the weather has been RUBBISH! So much for it being summer!

Wednesday 27 June 2012

Introducing Rainbow Fish

Rainbow Fish here. I am pleased to report that the state of cooking in Scotland has not yet reached the point where we need to be concerned. Came home to find a pot of chicken and chorizo jambalaya made by Clever Kelp. 'Twas brillig!

Welcome to the Kitchen


Welcome to Kitchen of Doom, a blog about cooking in Scotland, and probably various other places as well. This is the place where I, and most likely various other members of my swashbuckling family, will share recipes, life skills and rambling anecdotes. Come for the linguine, stay for the llamas.